I feel so TOOT

Ok this was written a while ago, and i only just realised that i hadn't published it, it was probably due to the lack of a photo to demonstrate. Anyway here's my encounter with the "double bastard". And toot is my code word for fat, (for those who don't recognise where it comes from, see DRAWN TOGETHER)

Ok i ate alot at this particular day, i won't go into the finer details of what I ate because it pales in comparison to what I'm about to tell you.

In the last post i mentioned that I was late to work. Well this meant that i'd missed lunch and I had a split shift, so during the hour that i had off, I decided to have my staff burger. Now I had a brilliant idea a couple of weeks ago about making a burger with more than one beef pattie. Today, I made that idea a reality when I created the Bastard Prince/aka the Double Bastard (with the help of Steph).

It took 5 minutes to cook, it consisted of 1 Bastard Burger + an extra 1/3 pound beef pattie, cheese on each pattie, and extra bacon.

It weighed 735g

and took me 11 minutes to polish it off

And thats why i feel toot